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Computers

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better computer programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the Judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously - lines and lines of code steaming up the screen. They keep at it for several hours straight.
Just seconds before the end of the competition, a huge bolt of lightning strikes - wiping out all the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored; and God the Father announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God the Father, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and his screen comes to full life in a beautiful, vivid display.
Just then, the voices of an angelic choir begin to pour forth from the speakers. Satan is totally astonished. He stutters in disbelief, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus's program is intact! How did he do it?"
God the Father chuckles, "Everybody knows....Jesus Saves."
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